MiniSky: Thoughts About Everything

The Conspiracy.  It brought down Egypt and Rome, started the Church, destroyed the American aborigines, stole the Confederate gold, destroyed the Gold Standard, started WWI and income tax, hid the Nazis, funneled money to the Commies during the Cold War, created the UN, seized power during Y2K, brought down the Twin Towers and wants to contaminate your Precious Bodily Fluids.

Sep 11 posed particular problems.  Air traffic controllers, USAF pilots, ranking officers and intel people all had to be suborned to join and not hint a word.  Making any of them disappear would have given it away, so 100% perfection was required in recruitment.  Then, Controlled Demolition, Inc had to sneak into the WTC at night and cut away the walls and fireproofing, plant an estimated 47.6 tons of explosives and then replace the walls so no one knew it had been done.  It took months.  Every janitor and night worker in the buildings had to be brought in.  Then those planes were crashed to make it LOOK like planes did it.  Lots of people say it was planes, but everyone really knows it wasn’t.  They might even have been fake planes with the passengers brought in on it.  Then, every engineer, demolition expert, metallurgist, contractor and architect in the country had to be paid off.  They messed up and didn’t get that guy from France, though, who has proof that it was mini nukes.

The sheer magnitude is astounding.  Anyone who could have blown the whistle had to be paid off or blackmailed and none could be allowed to speak out, but they couldn’t be silenced in case that gave it away.  The cost of suppressing it was $47 billion dollars, which means my share was $36.82.  But hey, for not tattling on 3000 dead people, that’s quite a deal.

How do you stop The Conspiracy?  It’s too large and powerful.  It’s only the brave keyboardists of the Blogosphere who keep the word out there, and you can expect that any day now, we will be silenc